My Stupid Sonic Quiz Adventure
Alright, so I saw this “Find Your Sonic Match In Two Minutes” thing floating around. Figured, why not? Everyone else seems to be doing these dumb quizzes. Grabbed my morning coffee – seriously needed it – and went hunting.
First stop: Google. Typed in something obvious like “sonic character quiz easy”. Clicked the first one that looked kinda clean, no crazy pop-ups. Big mistake. Still got smacked with ads asking if I wanted to play some Sonic runner game before the quiz even loaded. Ugh.
Finally got to the start button. Clicked it, ready to answer fast. Questions popped up one by one:
- “Favorite color?” Dude, blue. Obviously. Like Sonic. Is this even a question?
- “How do you handle problems?” Options were “Run straight at them”, “Think it through”, or “Let friends handle it”. Felt lazy. Picked “Run straight at them”. Because coffee hadn’t kicked in.
- “What’s your vibe?” Choices like “Fast and bold”, “Smart and inventive”, “Strong and silent”. Went with “Fast and bold”. Mostly bold, honestly. It’s Monday.
- “Ideal Super Power?” Flight, Strength, or Speed. Picked Speed. Seemed fitting for Sonic-land.
Scrolled down quick, hit “See Results!” Braced myself. Got another ad about buying Sonic socks. Almost threw the mouse. Closed that garbage.
The big reveal: A loud ‘DING!’ sound effect – way too cheerful – and a flashy graphic pops up. Tells me… I’m Knuckles? Knuckles? That guy? The serious, muscle-bound loner who guards a rock? Me? Seriously? I drink coffee like water and tripped over my own shoes yesterday. What even is this quiz logic? Felt insulted for a hot second.
Stared at the screen. Checked the little description. “Strong, focused, a bit solitary.” Okay, maybe the “solitary” part fits when I hide from annoying emails. But “strong”? Nah. Still, kinda funny. Laughed at how silly it was. Saved the result screenshot. Might use it later to prove how weird these things are.
Final thoughts? Took maybe three minutes, not two. Annoying ads, questions felt random, got a character match that made zero sense… but hey, it was a dumb way to kill time before work. Would I do it again? Probably when I’m bored stiff. Knuckles? Whatever. I’ll take it.
