Alright folks, today I tried figuring out Blox Fruits trading values ’cause every beginner guide I found was straight up garbage. Thought it’d be simple but nah – total disaster at first.
My Dumb First Attempt
Hopped into the game thinking Fruit Notifier was worth anything decent. Offered it for Dragon and got laughed outta the server. Some dude told me “your trash offer makes sea beasts cry” – rude but honest. Learned quick that Discord “value lists” are mostly scams from dudes tryna rip off noobs.
How I Actually Figured Values
Spent three whole hours server-hopping doing this:
- Became human spam: Kept shouting “TRADING SHADOW + PAW!” in every crowded server
- Tracked every reaction: Made sticky notes when people offered stuff like “2 Leopards for T-Rex? LMAO”
- Tested fake offers: Purposely offered Buddha for Kitsune just to watch 10 people scream “SCAMMER” at once
Cold Hard Truths Learned
The real juice came from getting roasted:
- Never trust dudes saying “I’ll overpay” – their “overpay” will be Rocket Fruit + common sword
- Actual beginner traps: Gravity = junk, Control Fruit = overrated unless new update drops
- Painful lesson: Lost my Blizzard to a “trust trade” by some dude named JesusSaves
My Dirt Simple Value Sheet
Made this cheat sheet after 47 failed trades:
- Buddha = basic currency (like bread)
- Leopard/Dragon = rare gold
- Everything else = depends who’s desperate
- Venom = overrated but dudes kill for it
Stopped caring about “tier lists” and just watched what made people actually hit accept. Real trading is just yelling random fruit names until someone bites. Would I do it again? Hell no – my throat hurts from screaming trade spam. But hope this saves y’all some time!