Heard about this new Resident Evil Parasite Eve Heartworm game dropping soon? Yeah me too. Thought I’d get my setup ready early. Here’s exactly what I did step by step.
Checkin’ My Rig
First thing I did was dig up that dusty PC spec sheet. Grabbed my sticky notes and wrote down:
- GPU: Old GTX 1060
- RAM: 16GB DDR4
- Storage: Nearly full 500GB SSD
Pulled up the rumored requirements. My GPU might choke on those graphics. Started sweating cause upgrade money ain’t growing on trees.
Drivers & Downloads
Went to update my graphics drivers while muttering “come on you piece of junk”. That progress bar crawled slower than my grandma’s walker. Meanwhile deleted a ton of cat videos and old screenshots to free up space. Felt like digital archaeology.
Controller Calibration Nightmare
Plugged in my gamepad – nothing happened. Unplugged, replugged, restarted, yelled at it. Finally realized I grabbed the broken cable. Swapped cables and did test runs with other horror games. Jump-scared myself three times adjusting sensitivity settings.
Final Test Run
Cracked open some soda, turned lights off at 2 AM. Loaded up PT just to check performance. Almost had a heart attack when that ghost chick appeared. Everything ran smooth though. Took victory sip of flat soda.
Now just counting days till launch. If you try this prep yourself? Buy spare underwear. Trust me.