Okay folks, buckle up ’cause today I’m spillin’ all the beans on conquerin’ that head-scratcher Split Fiction. Took me two whole weekends sittin’ glued to my chair with soda cans pilin’ up beside me – total blur, I tell ya. Here’s exactly how I hacked every chapter:
Chapter 1: That Confusin’ Hospital
Started at midnight ’cause why not, right? Big mistake. Woke up in that creepy hospital bed, controls felt like drivin’ on ice. Wandered like a lost puppy ’til I smashed ALL the vases – seriously, broke every single one. Found a rusty key behind the third one near the flickerin’ light. Used it on the janitor’s closet – bam! Blue keycard fell outta a mop bucket. Stuck it in the weird slot near reception… first gate down!
Chapter 2: Sewer Rats & Weird Doors
Holy moly this part sucked. Dark tunnels, splashin’ through nasty water, jumpin’ whenever those rat-things squeaked. Saw three glowing buttons high up. Grabbed busted pipes lyin’ around, chucked ‘em like javelins at the buttons – took 15 tries! Golden rule: hit left one first, ignore the hissin’ noise. Doors slid open, revealing a hallway with… mirrored doors? Ugh.
Chapter 3: Mirror Trap Madness
This chapter made me wanna toss my controller! Twelve identical doors, each leadin’ to twisty mirror rooms. After walkin’ into walls twice (embarrassing), I ripped a page from my notebook, made a dirt map tracking turns. Pattern was: left, left, right, left, straight. Found the real exit behind a cracked mirror reflecting a red exit sign. Inside the control room? Pulled every lever except the shiny one – learned that from gettin’ zapped earlier!
Chapter 4: Boss Fight Chaos
The final room’s all black marble with a floatin’ eyeball thing shootin’ lasers. Died four times sprintin’ like a maniac. Took a breath, noticed it always blinked left before firin’. Started dodging right instead of left – counterintuitive, worked! When it screamed, pillars dropped from the ceiling. Hid behind the second pillar from the north wall. Waited ‘til the eye turned violet, chucked my last pipe bomb at its pupil… KABOOM! Confetti explosion? Sure, why not. Credits rolled. Collapsed on my couch thinkin’, “never again.” But heck, totally worth it.
Hope this saves y’all some rage quits. Game’s tough as nails, but breakin’ it step-by-step? Feels like takin’ candy from a baby after the tenth try. You got this!