Alright, so I fired up Jedi Fallen Order last night for the millionth time because honestly, Cal’s story never gets old. But this time, instead of just slapping on whatever lightsaber color looked cool, I got stuck staring at the customization screen wondering what the heck these colors actually mean.
Starting My Color Experiment
First thing I did was load up my save right before that crystal cave on Ilum. Grabbed the blue saber first since it’s classic Obi-Wan vibes. Played a full planet with it – felt safe and reliable, like that old pair of jeans. But man, when I got to Dathomir? Totally didn’t match those spooky red cliffs.
So I switched to purple during my next meditation. Immediately felt different swinging that thing around – way more flashy and unpredictable. Wiped out a bunch of Stormtroopers near some vines and caught myself doing way more acrobatic moves than usual. Wonder if that’s Mace Windu energy or just me being extra.
Testing Weird Combos
Then I decided to go full weirdo mode. Pink blade + yellow grip? Yeah it looked like a space dildo but holy crap it changed how I approached fights. Started sneaking around way more with the pink one like some kind of Jedi ninja. Meanwhile orange gave me heavy bounty hunter energy – kept aggressively charging headfirst into scout troopers while imagining I was some lone wolf mercenary type.
Here’s what I finally figured out about the colors after bashing Empire goons for hours:
- Blue: Your grandpa’s lightsaber. Feels comforting but zero surprises
- Green: Nature vibes on Kashyyyk – makes you play smarter against tougher enemies
- Yellow: That “I just joined the temple guard” feel – super defensive fighting style
- Purple: Big “look at me” energy. You start doing unnecessary spin moves
- Orange: Like drinking too much caf – turns you into an aggressive maniac
- Pink: Embarrassing to show friends but secretly awesome for stealth moments
Ended up rocking magenta as my main after realizing how much I was crouch-jumping and ambushing. Who knew a color could mess with your play style that much? Lesson learned: your saber color is basically your gamer personality test. Forget zodiac signs – show me your crystal collection.